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Ms. Piggy's Long Way to Schnitzel Paradise

from Tsunami Horizon by The Barbie Queue

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lyrics

She was so young, a piggy queen,
With wicked legs, you know what I mean...
The farmer sold her for a pretty good price
So she took the long way to Schnitzelparadise.

Her mother the brood-sow had told her the story
Of travelling ‘round and fucking for glory
So poor Piggy thought, they’d go for a fuck
She and the others on the dirty old truck

The inexperienced Piggy did not realise
That she was on the long way to Schnitzelparadise
Yeah she was on the long way to Schnitzelparadise

They suddenly stopped, so her heart was on fire
The loading-ramp dropped, she burnt with desire!
Her lust was so real it was driving her mad
Five minutes later poor Piggy was dead.

The inexperienced Piggy did not realise
That she was on the long way to Schnitzelparadise
Yeah she was on the long way to Schnitzelparadise

Same week I got hungry, decided to eat,
I thought of a Schnitzel with an increasing greed.
The meal I had left some spot on my dress,
If I knew that was Piggy, I couldn’t care less!

The inexperienced Piggy did not realise
That she was on the long way to Schnitzelparadise
Yeah she was on the long way to Schnitzelparadise

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from Tsunami Horizon, released October 31, 2016
Vocals: Bernhard Schweighofer
Backing Vocals: Ronald Peter & Bernhard Ebster
Keyboard: Ronald Peter
Bass: Bernhard Ebster
Drums: Peter Miller

Written by: Bernhard Schweighofer

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